I said, “Time me in the bath.”
He heard: “Tie me in the bath.”
Wonder what was on his mind?
I am signed up to do a 5 minute reading of my writing at the Erotic Heritage Museum in Las Vegas in conjunction with the Erotic Authors Association conference “Sex in Sin City” that I’ll be attending next week. I’m nervous, and also, I needed to read my story, “Switch” from the anthology Orgasmic, in order to find out how much I could read in five minutes.
I guess he wanted to be sure I stayed put long enough to finish the reading.