Another Piece of the Day Trip – a Boobies & Bondage FAIL

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Last time I posted I mentioned that seeing this sign:

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And realizing that the trail led down through this copse of trees:

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Would prove to be important later. And it was.  As it became more and more apparent that I was not going to find any kind of privacy at the beach, and wasn’t going to end up somewhere private in Muir Woods, my mind started to explore other possibilities for achieving a California Boobies & Bondage. I was really, really keen on getting it, and had been scouting all month for a place, since it might be my only chance to get one in California. But so far I had been unsuccessful, and not come even close to finding a place I felt comfortable (and safe) to attempt it. The state is too damn inhabited! And, to be honest, doing Scavenger Hunts and Rope on the Runs solo is a lot harder than when I have my trusty accomplices. I really had to idea how much harder (and can now appreciate Kazi’s (and other soloists) efforts that much more!)

So on my way home that afternoon after the beach, I decided to try one last time. I parked in a pull-out just before the trail and got myself ready.

Or started to. The minute I had my hands under my shirt, a group of boys came traipsing up the trail to the road. Then sat down at the top of the trail, taking a breather. So I sat in my car, trying not to look conspicuous or suspicious. After about 15 minutes they moved on, and I finished where I had left off.

If you will recall, this is what I had to work with, purchased at a grocery store on the way:

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And this was my (rather pathetic) attempt at creating something almost like bondage:

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Yeah I should never be a Top. What I was trying for was a taut line from one clothespin to the other, stretching my nipples between them with the shoestring around my neck. Kind of like W has done before with me – though just now I realized that he always tied them to something else other than my other nipple, like a hook in the wall or something.

Ooops.

Oh well, I thought if I could just manage to pull off having both breasts out with the pins on them in the woods, I’d give myself a pass and call it “good enough” for a Boobies & Bondage in California.

I couldn’t even manage that.

The spot was secluded enough, and pretty, like a fairytale grotto (these pics don’t do it justice.) The greens were so deep, so emerald, they looked painted. After the dryness of the rest of the state, it was like being sunk into deep, green water.  And it was so quiet. The road above had been quiet as well, but here my ears felt…cushioned. I confess to simply sitting and letting all that quiet green envelope me, soothe me, calm me, rather than getting right down to business.

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the glen

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But then it was time for business. I wanted to be brave like my exhibitionist idol, Curvaceous Dee, and just pull my top off and let those clothespinned babies free!

But I couldn’t do it. I wimped out, showing just one nipple…

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And then the other.

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But I just didn’t have the balls to do it all the way. And maybe my reticence was justifiable – a moment after I hemmed and hawed about it and almost pulled my top all the way up, a woman came around the corner of the trail. I don’t think she could tell what was under my tank top, do you?

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But while I feel I can’t claim this as a Boobies & Bondage in California, I don’t think it’s a total loss, because I do believe it qualifies as a “Woods” Scavenger Hunt, even though it wasn’t intended as such initially! And what “woods” they are…if you ever get the opportunity to visit Muir Woods, don’t pass it up!

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Comments

  1. Cammies on the Floor

    Living in CA most of my life, I was shocked when I started moving around at how uninhabited most of the other parks are around the country. I was always used to seeing people.
    It does make scavenger hunts hard.

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